The employees at the Starbucks drive-thru know my dog's name?
It's May and I still have my little Christmas tree up?
I spend more money on wine than groceries?
My greatest delight is the afternoon nap?
I have a case of tennis elbow from playing Candy Crush on my new iphone6?
I plan to move north when I retire?
I'll spend a ridiculous amount of money on Blackhawks hockey tickets but I'll drive ten miles across town to save a dollar on a bottle of wine?
My idea of a perfect weekend is pouring rain and a full Netflix queue?
I start to hyperventilate if I don't have a book to read?
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